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AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	144	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	923	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	7297	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6994	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!