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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 158 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3808 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is secretly run by a group of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and become a llama-slayer hero?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
