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GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	444939	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2184	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	7731	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Buildings Constructed:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Items Found:	5549	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8884	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Potions Brewed:	145	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?