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HoloEN FunCraft Minecraft Server

Community, controversial, Diversity, Entertainment, Fun, funcraft, Gaming, holoEN, holojp, hololive, horrible taste, ignored, internet culture, Livestream, Minecraft, online content, original content, Server, SJW, trannies, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Western

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	173	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and become a part of our wacky community where we make the most fun holoEN original creations that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is so outrageous that even the western SJW trannies have ignored us. That’s right, we’re too wild for them to handle! They probably should have applied to holoJP instead, but hey, their loss is our gain.

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures, insane stories, and non-stop laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

SolelyLifted – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Admiration, determination, empowerment, encouragement, feet, Footprints, goals, inspiration, inspiration quotes, Journey, lift, Minecraft, motivation, motivational quotes, perseverance, progress, self improvement, smp, SolelyLifted, strength, success, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, a player joined our server and was feeling down in the dumps. But then, they saw another player with the most fabulous feet they had ever seen. And just like that, their spirits were lifted! Yes, you heard me right, our server is so magical that even feet can inspire you to greatness. So come join us and let your feet do the talking!

BabyNameTypos Minecraft Server

baby name guidance, baby name help, baby name inspiration, baby name resources, baby name suggestions, baby name tips, baby name trends, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameTypos, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, misspelled names, naming etiquette, Server, sibling disagreement, sibling drama, sibling relationships, spelling variations, teacher advice, teacher perspective

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2254	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming very seriously! Are you tired of your Minecraft buddies constantly misspelling your name in the chat? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a list of names that are guaranteed to be spelled correctly every time!

Join us and never worry about being called “Steve” instead of “Stevie” ever again. Our server is like a baby naming guide, but for Minecraft players. We even have a special list of names that have multiple spellings, so you can avoid the confusion of being called “Haley” when your name is actually “Hailey, Hayley, Hailee, Haleigh, or Hailey” (phew, that’s a mouthful!).

But beware, not everyone appreciates our dedication to proper spelling. Just like the drama that unfolded when one player’s sister-in-law got upset about our list of names. She thought it wasn’t our place to help others choose names, but hey, we’re just here to make sure everyone’s Minecraft experience is spellcheck perfect!

So come join our server and never worry about misspelled names again. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the perfect name for your next Minecraft pet or building project. See you in the game, where spelling matters more than diamonds!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

aita, baby, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, control visitors, current girlfriend, doubt, doubt myself, family friend, Father, father’s ex, Helpful, hospital visit, Labor, major medical procedure, nina, OFFENDED, OVERWHELMING, Polly, second baby, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crops Grown:	9413
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds, exes meeting babies before dads, and more juicy drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of choosing who gets to visit your virtual hospital room after a major pixelated medical procedure. Will it be your dad’s ex-girlfriend or his current girlfriend? The tension is palpable!

Watch as players battle it out over who gets to meet the virtual baby first, all while navigating complex family dynamics and questionable baby-holding skills. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own pixelated parenting choices.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft drama. Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and baby drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

Astonishing, BIZARRE, eXtraordinary, FauxFactsMinecraftSMP, hard to believe., Incredible, Mind Blowing, odd, outlandish, peculiar, remarkable, Shocking.., Strange But True, Surprising, true facts, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable but true, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	5823
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

China, chinese technology, Competition, digital divide, elon musk, emerging markets, global connectivity, innovation, internet, launches, Minecraft, rival, Satellite Internet, SatelliteCraft, satellites, Server, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!

join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!

so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Boss, chief, Conflict, Gaza leader, Gaza leadership, Gaza Strip, Gazas, Hamas, Hamas leadership, Hamas statement, Haniyeh killing, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, political turmoil, Politics, SinwarCraft, Statement, Yahya Sinwar, Yahya Sinwar appointment

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

digital age, digital era, digital generation, Digital World, Entertainment, generation, Life, Media consumption, media saturation, modern society, Nostalgia, screen addiction, screen culture, screen time, simulated television, static, StaticCraft, technological advancements, Technology, television experience, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	853211	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!