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ShutUpMC Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking creepers that tell jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you have to go eat some cake made of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	93	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	98	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineCraftMogul

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	170	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where diamonds are just shiny rocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing up your house!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride on a flying pig to explore the vast lands, and even have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being rich in a Minecraft world like no other!

CopenHitCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s so lit that even the danish prime minister got hit by some random dude in the streets of copenhagen! her office was like, “whaaat?!” but then they were like, “oh well, at least we got this bomb-ass minecraft server to play on.”

come join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns chillin’ in the forest, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

so, if you wanna be part of the danish PM-hittin’, dragon-fightin’, disco-dancin’ madness, then this is the minecraft server for you! come on, what are you waitin’ for? let’s do this!

PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

cyberbullying, digital manners, internet etiquette, online accountability, online aggression, online anonymity, online behavior, online civility, online communication, Online Community, online consequences, online culture, online harassment, online interactions, online respect, online safety, online threats, online trolling, online violence, PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3709
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

So, like, you know how sometimes people can be total jerks online? Well, NOT on this server, bro. Why? Because if someone tries to be a meanie, you can just reach through your screen and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!

Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!

SocialMC

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7335	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

🎉 Welcome to SocialMC! 🎉

🌍 Server IP: socialmc.thewitchyhouse.com📅 Version: Minecraft 1.20.6🏡 Type: Mostly Vanilla with Claims

About SocialMC:

Welcome to SocialMC, the ultimate community-driven Minecraft server! Our focus is on fostering a friendly and engaging environment where players can come together to build, explore, and have fun. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone expert, or just starting your Minecraft journey, SocialMC has something for everyone.

Key Features:

🌟 Vanilla Experience: Enjoy the pure Minecraft experience with minimal plugins to keep the game as authentic as possible.

🔒 Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use claiming system. Your creations are safe with us!

🌳 Community Events: Participate in regular community events, from building competitions to scavenger hunts and more. Win exciting prizes and make new friends!

🏠 Friendly Staff: Our dedicated and friendly staff team is always here to help you out and ensure a pleasant experience on the server.

🌐 Active Community: Join our vibrant community on Discord where you can chat, share ideas, and stay updated with the latest news and events.

📜 Server Rules: We believe in maintaining a positive environment. Our rules are simple:

Be respectful to all players.No griefing or stealing.Keep chat family-friendly.No hacking or cheating.

Join Us Today!

Ready to embark on a new adventure? Join SocialMC today and become part of our growing community. Whether you love to build, explore, or just hang out with friends, SocialMC is the perfect place for you.

Connect With Us:💬 Discord: Join our Discord Community!

See you in-game!

The SocialMC Team

socialmc.thewitchyhouse.com

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where We’re Cleaning Up More Than Just Blocks

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], application, blocks, Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Impact, Janitors, Lore, Nations, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Story, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all players who wish to join the server. This is to ensure a positive and respectful community environment.
Are there any build restrictions?	No, there are no specific build themes or restrictions on the server. Players are encouraged to be creative and build in any style or era they choose.
Can I host my own events?	Yes, players are welcome to host their own events on the server once they have an idea and plan. This can add to the fun and community spirit of the server.
How can I report bad behavior?	If you encounter any negative or disruptive behavior on the server, please report it to the server moderators or admins via Discord. We take community safety seriously.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to fly. They soared through the skies, battling dragons and building castles made of pure diamond blocks. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and race against your friends in epic chicken jousting tournaments. So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

HonkaiCraft Server – StarRail Fun!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where the cows are actually cowboys and the pigs wear top hats. Explore the world of “Farewell, Penacony” where you can ride unicorns into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server features exclusive character banners like Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. Plus, you can unlock new drip marketing items like Yunli with 5 Physical Destruction and Jiaoqiu with 5 Fire Nihility.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes that will give you special gifts like STARRAILGIFT and LOVEFROMROBIN. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.