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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3243 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 719 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you to our enchanted castle made entirely of rainbow blocks. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon has a serious case of the hiccups and keeps burping up diamond blocks!
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or go for a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with explosive sheep and ride on the backs of flying cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!