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Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	9387

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	3969
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	294
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	936608	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?