Career MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

work, decision, Job, Magic 8 Ball, success

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

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CreeperCraze: Where degrees don’t matter, just mad Minecraft skills! #CreeperNation

learning, job market, CreeperNation, job prospects, Degrees

Are you tired of your boring old life where a degree is all that matters? Well, join our wacky Minecraft server where we couldn’t care less about your educational background! In fact, we’ll give you extra points if you flunked out of school or never even went in the first place!

On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.

So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!

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NSFWcraft – A Wild and Wacky Minecraft Adventure for Adults!

Safe, Business, Adults, regulations, human Resources

Are you tired of boring, safe-for-work Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. So why wait? Come join the chaos and let your blocky adventures begin!

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PixelPilotz – Because they’ll get distracted by shopping and flying high heels!

Distracted, Diversity, Profession, Pilots, Training

1. Because this Minecraft server is so addictive, once women start playing, they’ll never want to leave the virtual world and actually pilot a real plane. Who needs the sky when you have an endless blocky world to explore?

2. Women shouldn’t be pilots because they might accidentally crash their planes while trying to build a giant pixel art sculpture of their favorite celebrity on this server. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue if Taylor Swift’s face caused a mid-air collision? Join us and avoid potential celebrity-related disasters!

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Shorty’s Block Party Minecraft Server

incel community, Standards, short, MANLET, Server

Are you tired of being harassed by femcels who think they can lower your standards just because you’re a 5’3 manlet? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky femcels! Join us and build your own kingdom where height doesn’t matter and femcels are banned for life. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Say no to femcels and yes to a blocky paradise where you can be the king of your own world. Join now and leave those femcels in the dust where they belong!

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haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, Server, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you!

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What are Minecraft servers like Horizons End ?

Community, Planets, Starship, Minecraft, Space

Some similar Minecraft servers to Horizons End include:

1. Galacticraft: Galacticraft is a server that focuses on space exploration and colonization. Players can build their own rockets and travel to different planets, create colonies, and participate in space-themed activities.

2. Pixelmon: Pixelmon is a server that combines Minecraft with the popular Pokemon franchise. Players can catch, train, and battle Pokemon in a Minecraft world, adding a unique twist to the traditional Minecraft gameplay experience.

3. Starbound: Starbound is a server that takes players on a journey through the galaxy, where they can explore and colonize different planets, fight off alien enemies, and uncover the mysteries of the universe. It offers a similar space exploration theme to Horizons End .

4. Space Engineers: Space Engineers is a server that focuses on building and designing spacecraft, space stations, and other space-related structures. Players can work together to create intricate space systems and engage in cooperative gameplay.

5. Astral Imperium: Astral Imperium is a server that offers a mix of survival, exploration, and space-themed gameplay. Players can explore a vast universe, build their own bases, and participate in faction-based warfare for control of territories.

These servers offer a similar experience to Horizons End , with their own unique twists and features that make them worth checking out for players looking for immersive and exciting gameplay experiences in Minecraft.

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Cool Chinese Protagonists Minecraft Server

War Crimes, Cool, Chinese, historical events, self-inserting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dropping a bomb on Hiroshima? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will leave you questioning your life choices (in a good way, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of self-inserting into fearless warriors who aren’t afraid of anything – especially not vaginas. Take on epic quests, build incredible structures, and unleash your inner badass as you conquer the virtual world like a boss.

So why settle for boring protagonists when you can join our server and become a legendary hero in your own right? Trust us, one bomb just isn’t enough to contain all the excitement waiting for you here. Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Tony (on his burner account) posting again about how much he loves Minecraft SMP

yearning, anonymous post, Loves.., burner account, online confession

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the drama never stops and the laughs never end.

Picture this: Tony, on his super secret burner account, is constantly posting about how much he misses Cody. Who is Cody? Nobody knows, but the mystery surrounding their relationship is enough to keep everyone on the edge of their seats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sheep Whisperer, a player who has tamed every sheep in the land and built a massive wool empire. Rumor has it that they communicate with the sheep through interpretive dance.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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Chance No Minecraft Server

Support, Minecraft, motivation, BELIEF, believe in yourself

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (virtual because we can’t actually give you real diamonds, sorry not sorry).

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. Plus, he’s a great conversation starter at parties.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and bust a move. Just be careful not to accidentally start a dance battle with a zombie, they take their dance-offs very seriously.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! And remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships made on our server are for infinity and beyond.

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