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LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crops Grown:	6592	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

5g, 6G, damping, electromagnetic absorption, normal-mode analysis, protein tubulin, subterahertz range, telecommunication technologies, Tubulin, VIBES, vibration modes, water layers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.

Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

Advancements, Adventures, aged, apply, cheddar, Chill, Community, Dash, Discord, Edition, End Biomes, Fun, Game, Griefing, Join, mobs, Mods, New server, Newbieville, proximity chat, smp, stealing, Vanilla, vertical slabs, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Towns Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 SMP
Mods	Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs) Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat) Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs) Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
Community Rules	18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older to join
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
Is there a limit on the number of players who can join?	We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

Coming of Age, Emotional journey, enjoyment, Experience, first time, intimate moment, life-changing event, losing virginity, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, personal experience, Personal story, regret, Self Discovery, Server, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual exploration, teenage years, VIRGINITY

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	699596	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Potions Brewed:	156	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	101
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dimension Hops:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!