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Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Votes:	6575	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	3116
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9034

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51
Farms Harvested:	255	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5428
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	7078	Meteorites Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2193	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

NomNomCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2277	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	3679
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Potions Brewed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!