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Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Farms Harvested:	649
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	9914	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4968
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!