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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7343 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!