cannot catch me

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.