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Sawyer’s Blocky Adventures: The Mispronounced Minecraft Server

Adventures, Asshole, blocky, death, DELETE, Existence, Fallout canon, Game, German, howard, J-Baseder, J. Sawyer, long trail tags, Minecraft, Mispronounced, NCR, Nuke, passive aggressive, sawyer, Sawyers, Server, Shady Sands, spiteful, streaming, todd howard, tv show

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and witness epic battles between J. Sawyer and Todd Howard as they fight over who gets to nuke Shady Sands first. Will the NCR survive? Will your game be deleted from Fallout canon? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else! So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosive drama like this? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

HotBlock Society: Where Sexy Men are Locked in Pixels

attractiveness, beauty standards, control, discrimination, double standards, Gender Roles, HotBlock, incarceration, INEQUALITY, leadership, LOCKED, Masculinity, Men, pixels, power dynamics, prejudice, sexually attractive, sexually repulsive, Sexy, social justice, social norms, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Star Shards Collected:	178	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tables have turned and the most unattractive players reign supreme! Join us in a world where the uglier you are, the more power you have. Say goodbye to those pesky pretty boys and hello to our glorious leader, who hasn’t seen their own reflection in years.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.

Pixelated Sushi Land

Anime, beauty, Cherry Blossoms, culture, Exploration, hiroshima, Japan, Japanese cuisine, kyoto, Land, love, Manga, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Osaka, pixelated, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	9365
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Do you love Japan? Do you dream of building your own pixelated sushi restaurant while fending off creepers dressed as sumo wrestlers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can explore a world filled with cherry blossom trees, majestic pagodas, and even ride on pixelated bullet trains. But beware, the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Godzilla who breathes fireballs made of wasabi! So come join us for a kawaii adventure like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while wearing a kimono and battle mobs with your trusty samurai sword. Sayonara, boring servers! It’s time to level up your Minecraft game with us!

Crafty Quarrelers: Where Building Bridges is Just as Hard as Breaking Them

anger, Arguing, Bickering, BREAKING, Bridges, building, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Crafty, debate, disagreement, Frustration, HARD, hostility, idiots, ignorance, Incompetence, misunderstanding, Negativity, Quarrel, Quarrelers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of getting into heated arguments with your friends on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Instead of arguing, we encourage players to settle their differences with epic build battles and PvP duels. Who needs words when you can settle things with a good old-fashioned sword fight?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the ground is made of lava, the trees are made of diamonds, and the chickens ride pigs into battle. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of explode. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a hilariously chaotic time! Who knows, you might even make some new friends while you’re at it (or enemies, but hey, at least you’ll have fun)!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic pixelated fun!

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Bassline, #Lutonada, #Odda, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, arknights, aroma, Battles, blocky, Cardigan skin, Carnelian, cement, Chestnut, Corroserum, database, Edition, Epic, EPOQUE, Flametail, Fun, Global, Harmonie, Heavyrain, Heidi, Ho’olheyak, hoederer, Horn, Humus, Indra, ines, Join, jp, KR, Mr. Nothing, paprika, pixelated, Qiubai, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Resources, Rockrock, Scavenger, Siege, SilverAsh, Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, Totter, VERDANT, Vitafield Re-Edition, Website, Wind Chimes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Vanguard Flametail, and 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing – because who wouldn’t want a specialist named Mr. Nothing on their team?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event where you can dress up your characters in the latest fashion trends?

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming content – 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian, and 5* Guard Akafuyu are just a taste of what’s to come.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is.

YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

anime industry, anime op, anime theme songs, biggest show, BLOCK, Didnt, game changer, hit songs, important, influential, japanese music, magic touch, meets, Minecraft, modern anime, Music (Industry), music duo, Needed, Party, Popular, rising stars, success, talented duo, trending, year guaranteed, yoasobi, YOASOBIs

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7991
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is powered by the mystical energy of YOASOBI! That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is infused with the power of the most important thing to happen to modern anime.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to summon anime characters to fight by your side. Imagine charging into battle with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon at your back! And don’t even get me started on the epic YOASOBI-themed events we host every week. From dance parties with virtual idols to treasure hunts for rare loot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic touch of YOASOBI for yourself. Trust us, once you’ve played on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Diplomacy Reigns Supreme

abhorrence, animosity, anti-national, anti-patriotic, antipathy, aversion, Chaos, Contempt, Crafty, creeper, detest, Diplomacy, disdain, disgust, dislike, global hatred, hate, i don’t like any country, Loathing, NEGATIVE, REIGNS, repugnance, revulsion, SUPREME, whole world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of living in a world filled with countries and borders? Do you just hate the whole world in general? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where countries don’t exist and you can roam freely without any pesky borders getting in your way.

Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Blocky Banter: Henya’s Escape Challenge

Abuse, assault, banter, blocky, challenge, consent, crime, criminal behavior, Escape, fear, henya, Henyas, Justice, legal consequences, Misogyny, psychological impact, rape, Safety, sexual assault, societal attitudes, support for survivors, Trauma, victim blaming, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8330
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is trying to catch Henya! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and the chance to try and catch the elusive Henya. Legend has it that Henya is the fastest player on the server, always one step ahead of anyone trying to catch them. Will you be the one to finally catch Henya and claim the ultimate bragging rights? Join us now and find out!

Blocky Battle Royale: Civil War Edition

battle, blocky, breaking out, Civil, civil war, Conflict, Democracy, Division, Edition, Fight, Government, IMMINENT, left, polarization, Politics, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Royale.., society, Talk, Unrest, uprising, US, violence, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the left and right are gearing up for an epic civil war showdown!

Choose your side wisely as you navigate through treacherous battlegrounds filled with political debates and intense PvP battles. Will you fight for freedom and democracy, or will you join the dark side and embrace your inner dictator? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

ClubCraft: Where Creepers Get More Action Than Players!

action, Behavior, ClubCraft, clubs, confusion, consequences, control, CREEPERS, Etiquette, expulsion, Interpretation, kicked out, Meaning, misbehaving, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, nightlife, party culture, partying, Players, rules, social cues, sticky hands, Trouble

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	458	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

🤣 Are you tired of getting kicked out of clubs because you can’t control your sticky hands? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your sticky hands roam free without judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of sticky hands. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden by a mischievous club owner who got tired of cleaning up after us sticky-handed players! So come on, join us and embrace your sticky-handed destiny! 🤪✨ #StickyHandsUnite