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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 203 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4086 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
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