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SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	4826	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

anti-racism, bedrock, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Players, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, tolerant, white privilege

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	4004
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

2024Craft, CREEPERS, Party

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3157	Votes:	9376
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

“Youth, adolescence, Challenges, Community, creeper, Cunt, Development, Diversity, education, empowerment, future leaders, growth, Identity, Language, meets, Minecraft, opportunities, peer pressure, Questionable, Rebellion, social media, societal impact, squad, Stereotypes, teenagers, young adults, youth culture, youths

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PekoCraft: Where pigs in cosplay rule the world! LOL

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Breakup Bonanza: Letting Go is Hard, Isn’t It? Minecraft Server

acceptance, attachment, blocky, bonanza, Breakup, Difficulty, emotional, growth, HARD, healing, inner peace, Isnt, letting, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, moving on, perseverance, personal development, Release, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Struggle

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of holding on to all your stress and worries? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all go and just build to your heart’s content! Our virtual therapists are here to help you release all that pent-up tension by building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual monsters.

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!

So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!