calamity mod update Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3569	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	113

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	15

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

Turnabout SMP

active player base., Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, new friends, online server, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout, Uptime

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Farms Harvested:	390
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Server Name:	Turnabout
Server Type:	Survival
Age Requirement:	16+
Whitelist:	Yes
Server Status:	Online

Overview:

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that prioritizes community engagement and a friendly playing environment. With various events, quality of life addons, a shopping and minigames district, mayoral elections, and anti-stealing/griefing plugins, Turnabout offers a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Turnabout?

To join Turnabout, you will need to join the server’s Discord through this link: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc. From there, you can apply for whitelist access and start playing!

2. Are there any specific rules on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout has rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules include no griefing, respect other players, and follow the guidelines set by server admins and moderators.

3. Can I participate in events on Turnabout?

Absolutely! Turnabout hosts events like capture the flag and museum building for players to engage in and have fun. Keep an eye on the server’s Discord announcements for upcoming events.

4. How does the mayoral election system work?

The mayoral election system allows players to vote on how they want the shopping and minigames district to be managed. This adds a layer of player involvement and decision-making within the server.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity on Turnabout?

As long as you respect other players’ builds and follow server rules, you are free to be creative and build to your heart’s content on Turnabout. Feel free to explore different building styles and collaborate with other players.

BioCraft Transverse 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, BioCraft, biological female, cisgender, DATING, gender dynamics, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender transition, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, mtf trans, relationships, Transgender, transgender dating, transgender girlfriend, transgender partner, transgender relationships, transgender visibility, Transverse

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Void Armor Forged:	11
Potions Brewed:	160	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where anything is possible, even a mtf trans getting a bio female girlfriend! Like, who even knows what reality is anymore on this server, it’s a total mind-bender. Join now for a wild ride of confusion and chaos, you won’t regret it!

BurntBites Minecraft Server

age, annoyance, Burning, burnt food, BurntBites, Cooking, demanding, DIRTY, DISHES, DISRESPECTFUL, enablers, Food, habits, Incompetence, kitchen, Lounge, Meals, Minecraft, new kid, rewash, roommates, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	428922

Are you tired of living with roommates who expect you to be their personal chef? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of Bozo and his demanding dinner requests!

Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook whatever you want without someone telling you to watch over their burning food. No more feeling guilty for standing up for yourself and saying no to unreasonable demands.

Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the drama of ruined dinners and blaming others for their own incompetence. Our server is a place where you can be free to be yourself and not have to worry about being the new kid getting blamed for everything.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can cook in peace without the fear of someone throwing their tray of frozen food into the oven and expecting you to save it. Let’s cook up some fun and leave the burnt dinners in the past!

VacayVeto: No Solo Trips, Hubby!

baby, childcare, Communication, compromise, family, flexible schedule, Hubby, husband, Japan, Jealousy, Marriage, parenting, PTO, relationship, skiing, Solo, travel, Trips, UNFAIR, vacation, VacayVeto, Wife, work from home

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Are you tired of your husband jetting off to Japan to go skiing while you’re stuck at home with a baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can ski in the virtual snow all day long without a care in the world! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your husband’s ski trip. Plus, our virtual nanny will take care of your baby while you play, so you can finally have the fun you deserve. Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!

BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

best, BlockyBedBuddies, Communication, Connection, cowgirl, doggy style, emotional, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, missionary, Physical, Pleasure, reverse cowgirl, romance, satisfaction, sex position, smp, spooning, standing, tags, why

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8957	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

Peak2Pit FastFood

brand recognition, Competition, consumer behavior, customer loyalty, Decline, economic factors., fast food, fastfood, food chain, Franchise, Industry, location, Management, market, menu variety, Nostalgia, peak, Peak2Pit, Popularity, Quality Control, Restaurant, trends

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ores Mined:	3888
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Remember that one time when you were craving a juicy burger and fries, but all you got was a sad excuse for a meal? Well, that’s basically what happened to this Minecraft server. It used to be the hottest spot in town, with players lining up for miles just to get a taste of the action. But now? It’s like a ghost town, with tumbleweeds rolling through the deserted spawn area.

But fear not, brave adventurer! There’s still hope for this server, and it lies in your hands (and your pickaxe). Join us on this epic quest to revive the glory days of this once-thriving community. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare treasures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate champion of this forgotten realm? Only time will tell, so grab your pixelated gear and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed

Allowed, Bans, border control, diplomatic tensions, egypt, entry, exclusion, foreign nationals, global migration, government decision, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, policy, political decision, PyramidCraft, Refugees, security measures, Syrian crisis, Syrians, travel restrictions, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	46
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss!

Socrates Hates LLMs – Dialectic Fun

ancient greece, critical thinking, debate, dialectic, dialectical reasoning, dialogue, education, Ethics, Fun, Hates, intellectual, knowledge, learning, LLMs, Logic, morality, philosophy, reasoning, Socrates, Socratic method, teaching, wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3839	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are u tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make u fall asleep faster than a narcoleptic sloth? well do i have the server for u! picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. this server is so lit, even Socrates would be like “yo, this is some next level sh*t.”

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?

so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.