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ApocalypseCraft: Last Player Standing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

join dis server if u wanna be the last person standing when da world ends. we got zombies, creepers, and even herobrine running around causing chaos. no one will be there to report the extinction of humanity cuz we all too busy building epic bases and fighting off mobs. come join us if u think u got what it takes to survive the apocalypse in style. bonus points if u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the forces of evil. let’s see who will be da ultimate survivor in dis crazy world of blocky madness.

CraftyDepressantz

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	254
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a deep dark hole and u just cant climb out? well, this server is like ur own personal happy pill, but in minecraft form! join us and let us show u how to build ur way out of that sad hole and into a world of fun and laughter! our team of experts have studied the ancient art of antidepressants and have unlocked the secret to happiness in block form. come join us and let us reframe ur whole minecraft experience!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

Active players, building, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, INDIVIDUALS, mini blocks, more mob heads, Play styles, Plugins, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Sovereign, theft, tolerance policy, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5034	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

acceptance, all sizes, Amateur, beauty standards, body positivity, boobies, Confidence, different thread, discussion, diverse bodies, encouragement, long tail, Minecraft, PIXEL, rating system, Ratings, Saggy, self love, Server, Summer, Thoughts, Thread, titties, welcome

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	101
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disturbing comments, family acceptance, family arrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, father figure, Manipulation, sensitive topics, side hug, single parent, Threats, Wedding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3248	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Potions Brewed:	196	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

CreeperCo-Worker: Steve the Stalker

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	335073
Emeralds Found:	8265	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Towns Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to meet the most bizarre and hilarious players you’ll ever come across. From a player who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds to another who only communicates in chicken noises, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coworker Steve, who once built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT. Let’s just say it was a blast to ride!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

McGillRaid Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than a pro-palestinian protest at a mcgill building! tear gas not included, but the fun is! build your own epic structures and battle it out with other players in intense pvp battles! who needs tear gas when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now for a riot of a good time!

UkrainianCraft: $225M Upgrade Pack

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	3996	Falling into the Void:	1

LOL GUYS, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz we got more military aid than Ukraine! we got $225 MILLION worth of epic stuff to help u conquer the blocky world! we got diamond swords that shoot lasers, creepers that give u hugs instead of blowin’ up, and a secret base full of cake and puppies! join now and be the ultimate warrior in the craziest minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr