BUTTERBLOCK Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	324510	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	4834
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	927333
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3520	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	4632
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magic Items Found:	2570	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!