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Blocktopia Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!
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Show Enhancers 1.21.1
Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, that’s what you’ll find here. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate, like what even is reality anymore?But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, and the only way to stop them is by building the biggest, baddest base ever. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
So come on, join us and let’s embark on a wild, wacky adventure together. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into? It’s gonna be a rollercoaster ride of chaos and confusion, and you won’t want to miss out. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!
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MotherInLawDrama Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a mother-in-law who’s obsessed with cats and wedding photos.Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further! Our server is filled with unique characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a mother-in-law who’s convinced she knows best when it comes to caring for virtual cats. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!
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BlockyBodShameNoMore
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where body chains are optional but body positivity is mandatory! Join us for a fun and inclusive community where we don’t body shame, we block out the haters like we block out creepers.Our server is full of players who understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our pixelated blocks. And if anyone dares to bring negativity into our world, we’ll just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist.
So come join us and let your inner diamond shine, because on our server, everyone is a gem – even if they’re a little rough around the edges. And remember, in this virtual world, the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory. So leave the body chains to the zombies and skeletons, and let’s all just have a blast mining and crafting together!
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AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP
OMG, so like, have you ever tried to flirt with a creeper in Minecraft? It’s like, so sexy in theory because they’re all green and explosive, but then they blow up in your face and it’s just awkward AF. But on our server, we embrace the awkwardness and turn it into comedy gold! Join us for epic pranks, ridiculous building challenges, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. Plus, our admin once accidentally turned their house into a giant cake because they thought it was a mod, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together! -
GreenlandGarrisonMC
Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?
And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!
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NaziPurgeCraft
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of rainbow llamas who control the economy! yes, you heard that right, llamas running the show!if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a giant pet chicken named cluckington who lays diamond eggs every hour? that’s right, free diamonds for days!
oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, we have our own little piece of paradise up there, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. plus, you never know when the llamas might stage a coup and take over the world!
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Cannabis Brain Lag
so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro! -
AllTheModiumCraft
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Location Central Europe Server Specs Ryzen 77700, 64GB DDR5, 2TB NVME | 4TB Backup HDD Ping 15ms (EU), 85ms (East Coast US), 100ms (Asia) Number of Players Online 6-7 players consistently FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
How can I join the server?
To join the server, please hop over to our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there: Discord Invite Link
What mods are included in the ATM9 pack?
The ATM9 pack includes a variety of mods such as XYZ, ABC, and DEF. For a full list of mods, please refer to the official modpack listing.
Is there a currency system on the server?
Yes, we have implemented an economy system on the server focused around player trading with a stable currency that can only be obtained from natural mob spawns and selling items to shops.
Are there any restrictions on player builds or activities?
We have minimal restrictions on player builds and activities, as our focus is on enjoying the game and having fun. However, griefing, cheating, and other disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.