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BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	3907
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

concealed feelings, Confessions, confidential information, covert confessions, CraftyConfessions, deep secrets., forbidden thoughts, hidden desires, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost feelings, intimate details, personal revelations, private matters, private thoughts, Secrets, sensitive topics, taboo topics, undisclosed information., unspoken truths, untold stories

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	64	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Emeralds Found:	3662
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Farms Harvested:	990
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3013
Mines Excavated:	3947	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Emeralds Found:	3469	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	4515	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ores Mined:	9491	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crops Grown:	2022

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!