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LinuxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	755

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to switch to Linux, only to encounter hilarious errors like “Failed to open \EFI\BOOT\mmx64.efi – Not Found” that will have you crying with laughter. Spend hours scouring forums for fixes, only to give up and rice your shit in frustration.

But wait, there’s more! Install Steam and watch as your library gets completely destroyed, only to have games like Cookie Clicker run like a broken, buggy mess on proton. And don’t even get us started on trying to play Halo with a glitched Microsoft log in on proton – it’s a comedy goldmine!

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience that will have you reinstalling Windows 10 LTSC just to make everything work again. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and frustration that you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyMaintenance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of your tools breaking every time you try to mine some diamonds? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have enchanted anvils that make your tools last FOREVER. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your pickaxe shattering into a million pieces again!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mystical creatures. Legend has it that anyone who finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Who needs diamonds when you have wishes, am I right?

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventuring, stop by our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizzas and creeper cupcakes. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities and absurdly overpowered anvils. Who knew maintaining BIFL things could be so much fun?

CraftyOilKingdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!

NoShaveNoProblemMC

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6233
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can embrace ur inner yeti? well, this server is the place for u! we celebrate body hair in all its glory, cuz why shave when u can be a beautiful beast in the virtual world? join us and let ur hair down, literally! we have competitions for the longest chest hair and the most majestic beard. plus, our pixel art gallery is filled with hairy masterpieces. come join the fun and let ur follicles fly free!

Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	2090	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	Intel (R) i9-9900K
RAM	32GB DDR4
Storage	Unlimited NVMe Storage
Location	Miami

FAQ

How long has the server been active?

The server has only been active for a few days.

When is the dragon fight scheduled?

We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.

How can I apply to join the server?

Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server #320

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Items Found:	8792
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to the most ASMR-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our anniversary livestream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to party. And did you see our Version 2.0 trailer? It’s so epic, even Herobrine shed a tear.

Join our server for the craziest confessions you’ll ever hear from players who have spent too much time in the mines. Our Anniversary teaser will leave you questioning reality, just like our Version 1.8 “Realm of Illusion” update.

Download our server on all platforms, including PC where we recommend using our standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Participate in our current events like the Virtual Breach, Dawn Restored, and Hero Games. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Katya – Blue Bolt and Neptune Nova.

Dress to impress with new outfits like [Private Secretary] Katya – Blue Bolt and [Feline Grace] Mauxir – Shadow Ka. And don’t forget to redeem codes like AdjutantPower and GreatWaifus for some sweet rewards.

Join our server today and become part of the snowg community. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper. Just kidding, they’ll still explode in your face.

Patty’s Femcel Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magic Items Found:	6831	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a lean beef patty? Look no further, because on our server, Lean Beef Patty is a confirmed femcel! Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and beef (pun intended). Who knew a Minecraft server could be so spicy? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

CraftyQuotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5562	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops disco balls instead of wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

CringeCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of cringing at your embarrassing memories? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that erases all cringeworthy memories! Join us and say goodbye to that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join our server and witness this majestic creature in all its glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

BoomerBlockParty

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	2716	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9939	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, dis server is run by an 82-year-old anti-war candidate who had to drop out of the St. Petersburg governor race. but she ain’t givin’ up, she gonna continue to fight on dis server by building epic castles and battling mobs like a total boss. join now and help her conquer the virtual world while she fights for peace and justice in Minecraft land. plus, rumor has it she’s got mad redstone skills and can build a TNT cannon that will blow your mind. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro!

BusCraft: SeatWars

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like ridin’ a bus dat can fit in da same lane as a car dat’s like 3 seats wide, bro! Imagine rollin’ up in dat bus, flexin’ on all dem other players like “yeah, I’m da king of da road, watch out!”

We got crazy builds on dis server, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got creepers wearin’ top hats and skeletons ridin’ on pigs like they own da place.

But wait, there’s more! We got mini-games like “Find da Golden Potato” where you gotta search through a maze filled with traps and obstacles to find dat precious spud. And if you win, you get a special prize like a pet llama dat spits fireballs.

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anythin’ is possible and every day is a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here!