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Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
New Chunks Explored:	926125	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5240	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchantments Applied:	263	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Love Letters Sent:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	71895
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2430
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	3687	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!