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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never change? Well, look no further because our server is constantly updating with new features and surprises!

Join us for a wild ride as we randomly delete everyone’s old saves just for fun! Who needs progress anyway? It’s all about the thrill of starting over from scratch every time you log in.

But hey, don’t worry about losing all your hard work because we promise to make up for it with even more outrageous updates and features. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn?

So why should you ever touch early access games? Because on our server, every day feels like a brand new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Sassy Sheep Minecraft Server

10. Zoology, 11. Animal psychology, 12. Animal cognition, 13. Ethology, 14. Animal social behavior, 15. Anthropomorphism, 16. Animal emotions, 17. Animal communication skills, 18. Animal vocalizations, 19. Animal rudeness, 2. communication, 20. Animal behavior studies., 3. Rude behavior, 4. Animal behavior, 5. Talking animals, 6. Animal intelligence, 7. Animal language, 8. Species communication, 9. Animal personalities, Animals, Minecraft, Sassy, Server, Sheep

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8653	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	3554

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the animals not only talk, but they also throw shade like nobody’s business! Picture this: a sassy group of pigs gossiping about the latest drama in the barnyard, a snooty llama judging your building skills, and a cocky chicken strutting around like it owns the place. Join us if you want to experience the wildest conversations with the rudest animals in Minecraft. Who knew virtual farm life could be so entertaining?

PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon in one of the stalls, where players can battle it out with mobs while sitting on the porcelain throne. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a legendary toilet paper sword that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious public restroom adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

CraftySpyFrançoisPutin

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Collecting, CraftySpyFrançoisPutin, diplomatic incident, Espionage, espionage accusations, espionage activities, espionage allegations, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, espionage laws, foreign relations, French, international affairs, military intelligence, nonprofit worker, russia, security breach, suspected

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you a lil story that will blow your mind. imagine a world where russia and france are in a crazy showdown over a nonprofit worker who is actually a secret agent collecting military intelligence. now, picture this chaotic energy but in minecraft form. yeah, that’s right. on our server, you can be part of the action-packed drama, build your own spy base, and uncover top-secret missions. so, what are you waiting for? join now and let the espionage begin!

GrassCarpetCraft

#soil, backyard, Blades, Carpet, Earth, Environment, foliage, garden, GRASS, GrassCarpetCraft, greenery, ground, growth, landscape, lawn, Lush, Nature, organic, outdoors, Plants, Turf

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6322	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and blowing stuff up? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well, for starters, grass is ground carpet. ya u heard me right, ground carpet! and the pigs here can fly. not like, with wings or anything, they just float around like little fluffy balloons. and the diamonds? oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. they sing to u when u mine them. it’s like a beautiful choir of sparkly rocks. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so come on, join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

Minecraft Mind Meld: EEG Experiment!

10. Meditation, 11. Brain Activity, 12. Scientific Study, 13. Mindfulness, 14. Brain Waves, 15. Research Experiment, 16. Cognitive Science, 17. Neural Connections, 18. Spiritual Practice, 19. Interconnectedness, 2. Field Nature, 20. Brainwave Synchronization, 3. Consciousness, 4. Pilot Test, 5. Double-blind Study, 6. EEG Interactions, 7. Meditating Subjects, 8. No Knowledge, 9. Existence, EEG, Experiment, MELD, Mind, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	2952	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we test the field nature of consciousness! it’s like a double-blind study but with blocks and creepers! meditate with strangers and see if your brain waves sync up without even knowing it! who knows, you might discover a whole new level of enlightenment while building a giant pixelated castle! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality and your crafting skills!

PixelPussy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Farms Harvested:	523
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sensation of being up to your balls inside a pussy…cat! That’s right, we have a whole world filled with giant, cuddly cats that you can explore and interact with. But be careful, some of them might just swallow you whole if you’re not careful!

Join our server for the chance to ride a flying pig, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies, they may look cute but they’re deadly!

TribalTrouble Minecraft Server

Canada, collapse, Confirmed, Conflict, Crisis, destabilization, Diplomacy, Government, Indians, International, intervention, investigation, Minecraft, Political, response, SECURITY, Server, speculation, Tension, threat, TribalTrouble, uncertainty

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	3803
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between Canadians and Indians as they try to collapse Canada! Join in on the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild showdown. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making!

ChoreCraft: Hubby Edition

Approval, chore list, ChoreCraft, Communication, Complaints, daycare program, division of labor, Edition, efficiency, ENERGY, Financial, Hospital, Hubby, husband, hybrid schedule, Kids, manual labor, Marriage, Nurse, overnight shift, pay bump, savings, work hours

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	7829

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down? Look no further than our server, where the craziest of adventures await!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will leave you screaming with delight. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where you might just stumble upon a magical unicorn or two.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Ex’s Last Words Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9466	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have exes coming back from the dead to haunt you! That’s right, your last words to your ex will determine whether they haunt you with love or revenge. Join now for a chance to see your ex get revenge by turning all your diamonds into dirt blocks! It’s a relationship rollercoaster you won’t want to miss.