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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8769 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro!
Join us and leave behind all the stress of dealing with a husband who can’t even save money for a surprise birthday package. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being called names like “bitch” or being accused of not caring because you’re out with friends.
Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we promise no one will ever make you cry in front of your friends or question your worth over $100.
So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs a husband who quits jobs left and right when you can have a blast with us instead?
