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UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	6628	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Votes:	3181

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4279
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9500	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8077
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4984
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Potions Brewed:	143	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Magic Items Found:	3313	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?