brittish humor – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.
Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!
Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.
So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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Epic Elin’s Crafty Minecraft Server
COOLDOWN, Crafty, Elin, Elins, Epic, forum behavior, forum etiquette, Gaming Community, gaming community rules, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming forum, hot new game, hot presence, Minecraft, mmorpg, New thread., online etiquette, online gaming, Server, thread creation., thread management, thread moderation, V, video game forum
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server has such a hot /v/ presence that even the creepers are posting memes in the chat. And get this – there’s a cooldown to make a new thread in our forums, but none of you do it because you’re all too busy building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to mine diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang
Android Apps, carrier variants, creeper, CRG, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checker, Gang, general, iPhone, Minecraft, open source, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, rave, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, upcoming models
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.
Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CloudMC Lifesteal
Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Community, custom events, Domination, Intense battles, Journey, lag-free performance, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, Perks, powerful servers, PvP, Some related tags that are not part of this Minecraft server could be: PvP, unique items, Vibrant Community, warrior
**CloudMC – Your Ultimate Lifesteal Adventure!**
Welcome to **CloudMC**, the ultimate destination for Minecraft adventurers! Dive into our **Lifesteal server**, where every fight matters and every heart counts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form alliances, and dominate the leaderboards as you steal hearts and rise to the top.
But that’s not all – CloudMC is packed with **exciting features** to keep the gameplay fresh and fun: Custom events and challenges Unique items and perks A vibrant community of players Lag-free performance on our powerful servers
Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or just starting your journey, CloudMC has something for everyone. Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!
play.cloudmc.in:25675

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Crafty Advice Minecraft Server
advice, child support, cousin, Crafty, Cultural differences, family, family dynamics, Gypsy, hit on, international travel, legal implications, long lost relatives, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, POL, relationship, Romania, Server, single father, States, taboo, Visit
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family tree? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like my love life. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging child support while exploring a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love with a distant cousin from Romania – after all, stranger things have happened in my family! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

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Hell of a Minecraft SMP Life
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of ruthless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Chicken Whisperer.” Rumor has it that this mysterious figure can communicate with chickens telepathically and has an army of feathered friends at their beck and call.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” a structure built entirely out of TNT that players must cross to reach the other side. Will you make it across unscathed, or will you fall victim to a fiery explosion?
So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen.

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✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server
2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, mobs, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines
✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨
✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command
✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival
✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans
✅ — Statistics for the most successful players
✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat
✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers
✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes
✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places
✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server
⚡ Website: https://skybars.me
⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk
⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord
❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!
MCRAF.SKYBARS.ME

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MetaCraft – ReFantazio Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like winning Game of the Year at The Game Awards every day! Our latest update, Version 1.09, is so lit that it caused ReFantazio to peak at 85k concurrent players on Steam and surpass 1 million sales on launch day. It’s like the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams, available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness).
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories. Build your Minecraft character however you want, because let’s be real, you won’t brick yourself even on Hard mode. Want to know the best team comp? Who cares! Just do whatever you like and it’ll work on any difficulty.
So come on, join us on this epic journey where Royal Slash scales based on the higher of your STR or MAG. It’s like a fantasy world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Crafty Edit SMP: Lineart and Coloring
autist, bitching, Bumping, catbox.moe, Cloud Drives, coloring, constructive criticism, Crafty, debate, Drama, edit, Gimp, human male to furry edit requests, Imgbox, Kitty in heat, lineart, Links, patience, Quality Images, references, Request, revisions, smp, Spamming, tutorials
Welcome to the Kitty in Heat edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a purrfectly wild time filled with outrageous adventures and insane creations.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict rule that all players must wear cat ears and tails at all times. Failure to comply will result in being turned into a real cat for 24 hours. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that experience.
Our community is filled with talented builders who can turn a simple block into a masterpiece. Want a giant cat statue made entirely out of diamonds? Done. How about a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? We’ve got you covered.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, participate in our weekly “Catnip Hunt” where players search for hidden catnip plants scattered throughout the server. The winner gets a special prize, but beware of the creeper cats that guard the plants.
So come join us on this meowtastic journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, don’t feed the ocelots after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens.

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Friendship Mine Minecraft Server
acceptance, being loved, CHANGE, Communication, Connection, emotional intelligence, friendship, introspection, Loneliness, love, MAKING FRIENDS, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Server, social anxiety, Social Skills
Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Join our server and watch as your social life blooms like a beautiful red rose in a field of creepers! Our players are so friendly, even the Endermen will stop teleporting away just to hang out with you.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves surrounded by a group of dancing skeletons who taught them the art of making friends through the power of emotes. Now, that player is the mayor of a bustling village filled with happy villagers and adorable baby animals.
So come on, join our server and rediscover the joy of friendship in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a secret underground dance party with the elusive Wither boss!

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