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SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta

adopted family, anger, Argument, bio family, Boundaries, close friends, college, Communication, exclusion, family event, Family Reunion, fear of the dead, forgiveness, Funeral, funeral traditions, Jerk, loyalty, parents, relationships, sister, SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and awkward situations? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s way more fun than dealing with your bio family!

Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!

But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.

And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.

USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

MineFitLayEase

better sex life, Body transformation, confidence boost, dating life, exercise routine, fit, fitness journey, getting laid, healthy habits, improved stamina, increased attractiveness, lifestyle change, MineFitLayEase, muscle gain, personal growth, physical appearance, redditors, self esteem, self improvement, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and getting rejected by all the virtual babes in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that getting fit will make you a Minecraft stud in no time!

Join our server and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece. The ladies (or gentlemen, we don’t discriminate) won’t be able to resist your pixelated charm.

Imagine walking into a virtual village and all the villagers bowing down to you, offering you diamonds and emeralds in exchange for your attention. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server once you get fit.

So what are you waiting for? Start doing those virtual squats and push-ups and get ready to experience a whole new level of Minecraft success. Who knew that building muscles could also build your love life in the game?

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

chief, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, nato, nato alliance, Peacekeeping, Polish proposal, political tensions, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Server, shoot down, Ukraine

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	3776
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

lol imagine if we shot down missiles with bows and arrows in minecraft server! 🏹🚀 join our server and be part of our epic battles against the evil russian creepers trying to invade our land! 💣🤯 nato chief is jelly of our skills and wants to join us too! 🤣👾 come build with us and show those russians who’s boss! 🏰🇵🇱 #minecraftforlife #russiansarecreepers #natochiefisanoob

CraftyCaptiveAmericans

AMERICANS, Americans detention, Americans release, Americans release call, CraftyCaptiveAmericans, detention, Release, release call, Taliban, Taliban detention, Taliban detention of Americans, Taliban detention of Americans release, Taliban detention of US, Taliban detention of US release, Taliban release, Taliban release call, Taliban release call for Americans, US, US detention, US Release, US release call

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

CraftyElevens

10, 11, 7/11, 9/11, comedy, CraftyElevens, Entertainment, exaggeration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, movies, Music, numerical scale, pop culture, Ratings, satire, social commentary, television, viral

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Animals Bred:	106	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ShadeSprintCraft

cognitive processing, cognitive psychology, color categorization, color differentiation, color discrimination, color naming, color perception, color recognition, cross-cultural perception, Cultural differences, Language, language and cognition, language diversity, Language Influence, linguistic influence, linguistic perception, linguistic relativity, Perception, shades of color, ShadeSprintCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7002	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.

Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update

1.21 update, betterteams, building, Chaos SMP, Community, Fun, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, Lootable graves, Lore, Minecraft, Plugin, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Teams, Treefeller, update, Version

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Welcome to Chaos SMP | Ip:198.244.176.22:25660 | Version:Java 1.21

Welcome to Chaos SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Our small, close-knit community and active staff team are excited to welcome you to join us.

We strive to keep gameplay as close to vanilla as possible while offering a unique experience with our Lifesteal plugin for PvP enthusiasts. Our server encourages players to create or join teams and aim to be the best of the best, whether that’s through engaging in lore, PvP, or simply building.

Plugins

Lootable gravesLifestealTreefellerBetterteams

Join here

apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660

Dragoncraft SMP: Where adults pretend to be dragons and play Minecraft like it’s 1999

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, dragons, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, Minecraft, Mob Heads, nether portals, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Projects, quality of life, Relaxation, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Minecraft Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla survival experience within a 20k world border.
What does semi-vanilla mean?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord Server provided in the overview and fill out the application form to get started on the server.
What languages are allowed on the server?	English is encouraged for public chat, but other languages are allowed in voice chat as long as players are respectful and switch to a common language when needed.

ChatCraft Minecraft Server

ChatCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	658
Star Shards Collected:	125	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only players worth talking to are the single, attractive women who catch your eye! Why waste your time chatting with anyone else when you can focus on finding your next Minecraft crush?

Join us for a chance to meet your virtual soulmate and maybe even find love in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs friends when you can have potential romantic partners instead? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find love while building your dream world!

So come on, join our server and start flirting with those pixelated hotties. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the creepers and zombies. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!