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Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	3368
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	2929
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

87954647, blocks, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3128	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Beliefs, Boy, Country, critique, culture, debate, discussion, Evaluation, Government, Impact, influence, leader, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, perspective on him, Politics, Reflection, smp, society, Thoughts, Views

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1972	Dragon Eggs Found:	5811
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Creative Drugs Minecraft Server

Artistic, artistic flow, brain enhancement, cognitive enhancement, Creative, creative process, creativity, developers, Drugs, Focus, Game, imagination, innovation, inspiration, long term creativity, mental clarity, Minecraft, motivation, performance enhancement, pharmaceuticals, problem solving, productivity, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Seriously, we’re pretty sure the developers were on some next-level drugs when they came up with this place. And guess what? We’ve got an unlimited supply of those drugs for all our players!

Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!