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CraftyGenshin – Where Minecraft meets Genshin Impact for ultimate chaos and fun!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken, only to have it come to life and start clucking up a storm? Anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChinaCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ores Mined:	9308	Mines Excavated:	3795
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	4626

Welcome to ChinaCraft, a chill survival server where the main theme is China. Meet new people from all over the world, and build cool China inspired things togther!

play.chinacraft.xyz

BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5247

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	240	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores that you can only access by solving riddles left by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

2. We have a special event called “Creeper Carnival” where you can ride on explosive roller coasters and play explosive mini-games with TNT!

3. Want to meet the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Wither Boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, they hang out on our server every Tuesday for a meet and greet!

4. Our server has a custom mod that turns all the cows into disco-dancing party animals. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow doing the moonwalk!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyCreeper’s Ubuntu Utopia: Where Minecraft meets Linux in a hilarious mashup adventure!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a basic pleb? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate glow-up by switching back to Ubuntu, the chad of operating systems.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was stuck in the Windows world, constantly plagued by viruses and crashes. But one day, they discovered our server and made the switch to Ubuntu. Suddenly, their Minecraft experience was smoother, their builds were more epic, and they even grew a glorious neckbeard overnight. True story.

So come join us on our server and level up your gaming experience by switching back to Ubuntu. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Need I say more?

FrogCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our SMP Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of adventure and creativity. Our server offers a welcoming community where you can build, explore and trade with other players. Enjoy custom quests, exciting events, and a thriving economy. Our dedicated team ensures a balanced and entertaining gaming experience with regular updates and new content. Whether you want to build epic structures or explore mysterious dungeons – you’ll find everything your Minecraft heart desires here. Join today and become part of our unique gaming world!

46.4.40.230:27777

Hyper-Core Networks

Creative, Economy, hyper-core networks, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

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hcn.hyper-core.net

CraftyChad’s Crazy Cubes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of chads ruining your gym experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about creepy trainers straightening your back again. Our virtual gym is chad-free and full of supportive friends to train with. Plus, who needs a real-life gym when you can build your own virtual one in Minecraft? Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to building muscles and friendships in our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a virtual girlfriend instead of dealing with creepy guys at the gym. Join now and start your chad-free Minecraft adventure!

LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ores Mined:	4806	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7349	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vortexia SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Raiding, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2969	Magic Items Found:	4941
Star Shards Collected:	192	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Vortexia a cool private small minecraft smp, it has really cool plugins installed, and has a quest map, there is a beautiful spawn built by people and there is a cool community, play this smo with your friends

vortexia.strangled.net:17526

One Block MC

Adventure, BLOCK, building, Community, Creative, expand, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Minecraft, multiplayer, One Block MC, OneBlock, online gaming, Random, Server, Spawn, Survival, Teleport, Visit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	3376	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

A Minecraft server where once you spawn in and do /ob join you teleport onto 1 block that upon breaking spawns in a new random block so you can expand your island. All islands are close to eachother so you can visit others and you can even make islands with your friends.

37.72.171.118:50916