Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8708
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Can I see the server map?	Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

CountryIncel Minecraft Server

aperol spritz, Community, Country, CountryIncel, DATING, gender dynamics, incel, incel culture, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, river cruise, sad, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal norms, walk, wild women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Crops Grown:	9641	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	68	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of being ignored by wild women on river cruises while you sip on your aperol spritz? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be the king of the virtual world! No more rejection, just endless possibilities to build, explore, and conquer. Join us now and leave those wild women in the dust as you create your own epic adventure! Who needs real-life rejection when you can rule the digital realm?

SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Potions Brewed:	41	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyHousemateGrief

adulting, anger management, anxiety, cleaning supplies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyHousemateGrief, depression, dirty housemate, EMBARRASSMENT, flushing, friendship, house rules, IBS, mental health, privacy, roommate conflict, social interactions, Support, TOILET

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	8123

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	123599
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crops Grown:	3041
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/craftyukrainians-9/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3909	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

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