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Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

adult humor, anatomy, banter, big, Blasted, Blasters, body image, BOOTY, COMEBACK, comedy, Confidence, Epic, funny, Gamers, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Join, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationship, role-play, sarcasm, self esteem, Server, sex talk, sexual innuendo, Size Comparison, small penis humiliation, Ultimate

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Towns Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

#gamer, Above Average, acceptance, anatomy, big, BIGGER….., blocks, body image, comparison, Confidence, Dicks, fagmaxxing, Insecurity, judgment, long trail, measure size, mental struggle, Minecraft, Perception, reality check, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, small dick, societal norms, Ultimate, WellEndowed

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4140	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mines Excavated:	1047
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	6429
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	3967	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchantments Applied:	155	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	736	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

Adventures, Builder, coffee, community-driven, Crafting, Dream Base, Edition, epic quests, Explore, Friend, gameplay features, Headaches, java, Latest Version, Memories, Minecraft, Plugins, required, Resources, Semi Vanilla, SemiBland, server ip, Survival, teamVHQ, unforgettable, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchantments Applied:	188
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

athlete, athletic performance, competitive sports, favorite athlete, favorite player, Legends, Minecraft, Server, sports, sports fandom, sports team, Sportsmanship, team camaraderie, team player, team spirit, team sports, Volleyball, volleyball competition, Volleyball game, volleyball match, volleyball player, volleyball season, volleyball skills, volleyball team

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1672	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dimension Hops:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!