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Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	80
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	4848	Farms Harvested:	476
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as Fauna’s hot takes? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic battles where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other like true warriors.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces chaos and absurdity. We once had a prank war that ended with someone building a giant toilet in the middle of spawn, and let’s just say things got pretty messy (literally).

Plus, our server is the only place where you can find Vtuber-inspired builds that are… let’s just say, a little unconventional. We have statues of Vtubers with toilet heads, because why not? It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe question your sanity a little bit, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it involves toilets and dick-sucking women. Love.

Blocky Belief Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
New Chunks Explored:	137584	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.

Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1868
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	791512

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow next to a bouquet of flowers in a glass vase? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the flowers come to life and start dancing the cha-cha with the grass!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of baby zombies who have claimed it as their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Farms Harvested:	816	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ores Mined:	2510
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!

Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

? Explorium is a server where vanilla Minecraft comes to life with new colors! ?

Here, players don’t just play – they shape the very reality of the server, voting for unique mechanics, crafts and events. You can influence the development of the Minecraft world and take part in creating new opportunities!

? What makes us unique?

Events and voting: We launch small events every month, and large ones every three months. Vote for new mechanics or stop the changes – the outcome is always in the hands of the community!

Exclusive mechanics: On Explorium you will find custom items and recipes that will change the usual gameplay (for example, cooking in custom cauldrons and much more).

Friendly community and support – we are always there to help and discuss ideas for new events and mechanics.

? Don’t miss the chance to become part of our world! Join us on Discord to follow all the updates, participate in polls and keep abreast of new events.

Version: 1.21-1.21.1

➡️ Join our Discord and be the first to know everything!

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Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.

Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take our Christian theme very seriously! Join us for some sinful search adventures as we build our holy empire and fend off the creepers with the power of prayer.

Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.

But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.

Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6056	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hella gay as Max Caulfield in Life is Strange? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us and rewind time like a pro while forming unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons, just like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber in Before the Storm.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!

Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of Minecraft servers filled with e-girls and e-boys trying to flex their diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are not ewhores, just autistic people who spend their days here waiting for an opportunity to experience happiness without even taking any steps towards it!

Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!