New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • OspreyCraft – Fly High in Japan!

    OspreyCraft – Fly High in Japan!
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2470
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Farms Harvested: 245 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 300 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

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    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got like, flying Ospreys from Japan, just soaring through the skies like nobody’s business. and get this, they’re flying unrestricted, so you can just hop on one and go wherever you want.

    imagine the chaos, dude. you’re just mining some diamonds and BAM, a freaking Osprey swoops down and picks you up. next thing you know, you’re flying over a pixelated ocean, waving to all the other players below.

    and the best part? the US is all like, “uh, maybe you shouldn’t be doing that,” but Japan is just like, “nah, we do what we want.” so come join the madness, man. hop on an Osprey and let’s go on a wild adventure together. who knows where we’ll end up? it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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  • PhoneCamBlockerCraft

    PhoneCamBlockerCraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5060
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1

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    so, like, have you ever thought about how people are all paranoid about their laptop cameras but then they just leave their phone cameras wide open for anyone to spy on them? like, bruh, that’s some messed up priorities right there.

    anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.

    join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.

    or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.

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  • Prosper SMP: Where Discord is our middle name and griefing is strongly encouraged! Ages 16+ only, we’ve got vanilla, but no Whitelist.

    Prosper SMP: Where Discord is our middle name and griefing is strongly encouraged! Ages 16+ only, we’ve got vanilla, but no Whitelist.
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3145
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.

    Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.

    Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

    We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!

    All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join Discord here

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    Can anyone join the server? Yes, we welcome new members who are respectful and share similar interests.
    Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server? No, we do not allow hackers or griefers.
    Do I have to join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server? Yes, all members must join the Discord server.
    Are there any major build projects happening on the server? Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

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  • NijiCraft EN – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    NijiCraft EN – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3412
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Potions Brewed: 28 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join our server where you can team up with Nijisanji EN VTubers and embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon (who may or may not be secretly a VTuber in disguise).

    Imagine mining for diamonds with Petra Gurin, building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock, or pulling pranks on unsuspecting players with Luca Kaneshiro. Our server is so wild, even the zombies have their own Twitter accounts!

    But beware, there’s drama brewing in ILUNA between MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia, and XSOLEIL is planning a revolution led by D_Dropscythe. Will you join the chaos or create your own mischief?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky discordfags and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a pack of creepers in a TNT factory!

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  • ”BeautyCraft Minecraft Server”

    ”BeautyCraft Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7952
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like the most beautiful girl in the world – stunning, captivating, and always keeping you on your toes!

    Join our server and prepare to be dazzled by the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, our players have truly outdone themselves in creating a world that will leave you speechless.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine facing off against a pack of zombie chickens riding on the backs of creepers, or trying to outsmart a giant spider with laser eyes. It’s a wild ride, but one that you won’t want to miss.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the beauty, the chaos, and the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HateVeggies Minecraft Server

    HateVeggies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4294
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno-flavored ice cream! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite diamonds, where you can flush away your troubles and watch as precious gems rain down upon you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most bacon-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • MineCraftyMindBoost

    MineCraftyMindBoost
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4179
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchantments Applied: 74
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Star Shards Collected: 244
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing in no time? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds. Join us and experience the healing power of building pixelated houses and slaying virtual dragons. Our players have reported feeling happier, more relaxed, and even developing a sudden love for square-shaped animals. So come on, join us and let the blocky madness begin!

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 4347
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Animals Bred: 56
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

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    so, like, u know how the G7 leaders are all like “OMG China is totally helping Russia in the Ukraine war”? well, we got a minecraft server that is so lit, even the G7 leaders are talking about it! come join us and be part of the drama, build epic bases, and fight off mobs like a boss. plus, u might even spot a G7 leader trying to sneak onto the server to get some epic loot. join now for a wild ride that even Putin would be jealous of!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9945
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

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    hey u, yeah u, do u like explosions? do u like chaos? well then u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more artillery shells than north korea sent to russia! imagine the epic battles u can have with all that firepower, it’s gonna be lit af!

    we got crazy events like the great tnt war where u can blow up ur enemies to bits and claim victory! and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, we got creepers on steroids and zombie pigmen riding giant spiders, it’s a total nightmare but in a fun way!

    plus, our community is the best, we’re all a bunch of loony tunes who love to prank each other and have a good time. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret 😉

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  • EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero

    EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3788
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Towns Built: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8324
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44

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    so, like, u know how sometimes u look in the mirror and u see, like, a potato with legs staring back at u? well, on this amazeballs minecraft server, people will see u as the majestic unicorn that u truly are! like, seriously, they’ll be bowing down to u and showering u with diamonds and emeralds cuz u are just THAT fabulous.

    and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.

    also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.

    so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.

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