Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!
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Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition
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Blocky Blunders: WTF Minecraft Madness
Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Seriously, what were they thinking when they created this madness? But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking awesome!Join us if you want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a watermelon helmet. Or how about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Yeah, that’s a thing here. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains diamonds. It’s a real thing, we swear.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure insanity, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. What are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!
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Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions
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Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.
So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.
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HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss
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lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!
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Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft
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yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!
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Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!
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🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣
Overview:
Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival Version Java 1.21 Resets Vote for resets on Discord Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim Rules:
- PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
- No cheating or hacking
Join Now:
– IP:
play.hotdogwater.dog– Bedrock IP:bedrock.hdw.dog– Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHexFAQ:
Question Answer Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.
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The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WITAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
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StepDadDanceNoChance
acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, TherapyLooking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
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LoveCraftedMC
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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!
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LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strikehey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
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CraftyWarZone
Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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Pixel Pot Parenthood
babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance useyo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?