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Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve sold 12 million copies of our server, but don’t let that fool you – we’re a total fail!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with crazy characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Bob the Builder who can construct a house out of dirt in under 5 minutes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the ground is made of cheese? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Lord of The Rings SMP: No Lebanese Ever

adaptation, black people, Casting, Characters, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, FANTASY, Fiction, film industry, Inclusivity, lebanese, Lord, lord of the rings, middle earth, movies, racism, representation, Rings, smp, Social Issues, Tolkien

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1169	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of Lebanese people ruining your Lord of The Rings experience by putting black people where they don’t belong? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We guarantee zero Lebanese and only the most accurate representation of Middle Earth. Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about those pesky Lebanese!

BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex

baby, BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex, Communication, custody, ex wife, family, Gifts, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Siblings, SPENDING, stepdaughters, stepfamily, stepmom, Tension, Therapy, VALUES

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ores Mined:	5560
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7917
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama and gift-giving galore!

On our server, you’ll witness the epic tale of a husband with two daughters from a previous marriage, a pregnant ex-wife, and a new wife who’s expecting her first child. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Join us as we navigate the tension between two households, therapy sessions for the kids, and the ultimate showdown of who can buy the most extravagant gifts for unborn babies. Will you be Team Ex-Wife or Team New Wife? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and insane family dynamics. It’s a virtual world you won’t want to miss!

DreamyHappyMC SMP

best dream, dream, dream achievement, dream come true, dream contentment, dream fulfillment, dream happiness, dream joy, dream manifestation, dream positivity, dream realization, dream satisfaction, dream success, DreamyHappyMC, Happiness, Happy Dream, happy moment, joyful dream, positive dream, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Void Gems Collected:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	8290
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers dance the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

NostalgicCraft

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood home, childhood memories, family traditions, family vacations, favorite toys, happy times, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old movies, old photographs, past experiences, past relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental feelings, sentimental moments, sentimental objects, Vintage music

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.

PixelPotionCraft

#sustainability, beauty industry, deodorants, environmental impact, hand-sanitizers, leave-on cosmetic products, lipsticks, marine life, microbeads, microplastics, moisturisers, personal care products, PixelPotionCraft, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, regulators, research, skincare, Sunscreens, synthetic ingredients

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	188
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crops Grown:	7778
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ores Mined:	3442
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!