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Crafty Patriots

America, American dream, American values, bless, Crafty, Democracy, freedom, GOD, God bless, God bless America, God Bless the USA, home of the brave, Justice, land of the free, Liberty, national pride, patriotism, patriots, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6222
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creeper explosions are as unpredictable as a reality TV show reunion! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who offer him cooked chicken.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave, where skeletons bust a move to funky beats and endermen wear sunglasses while sipping on potions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even pigs flying!

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Actors, Brazilians, carrying, Compared, Corpses, dead grandfather, Experience, flop around, Hit, human body strength, Indians, Minecraft, overestimate, pretending, ragdolls, rdr2, Realistic, realistic ragdolls, Shooting, smp, source, strength, Trains, Videos

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Animals Bred:	145	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Love Letters Sent:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	121
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	91	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crops Grown:	8501

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Votes:	3507
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

NarcissistCraft

controlling behavior, Covert narcissist, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, NarcissistCraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic abuse, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, narcissistic tendencies, psychological abuse, self-absorbed, self-centered, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	6678	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

asian, DEMONOLOGY, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, folklore, folklore creature, japanese, Japanese sex demon, legend, lustful, Minecraft, Mysterious, mythical creature, Mythology, pixelated, pleasures, seduction, seductive, Server, sex demon, spirit, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7995	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1387

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!