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BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6493
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	154

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Animals Bred:	12	Ores Mined:	4186
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9283	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2170
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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