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KidCraftDelusions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Remember when you thought if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond armor-wearing pigs? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the legendary Pigtopia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocky Bigfoot, a creature rumored to roam the forests and terrorize unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this mythical beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llama bodyguards? These furry protectors will ensure that no griefers or trolls dare to set foot on our sacred pixelated land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

SudanCraft: UAE-Wagner Weapon Exchange

Africa, arms trade, arms trafficking, Conflict, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, intervention, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Sudan, SudanCraft, Sudanese civil war, Sudanese government, uae, UAEWagner, United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates military, Wagner fighters, War, weapon, weapons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	455
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we send weapons to sudan using wagner fighters like a boss! build your own secret weapons stash and take over the world with your pixelated power! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction, because who needs peace when you have minecraft?! 🤪🔫🚀 #minecraftmayhem #weaponsworld #wagnerwarriors

Blocky Weight Loss Quest

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u lose weight? well, this server is the one for u! we got this crazy injectable semaglutide and liraglutide that will make u shed those pounds faster than u can say “diamonds!” join now and watch as ur character gets skinnier and skinnier with each block u break. who needs a gym when u got minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and get fit while u play!

What is the IP for Jynxzi Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5297	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gods Slained:	0

Jynxzi is a multifaceted creative individual with a passion for music, beauty, and fashion. A talented singer and songwriter, Jynxzi creates soulful and dynamic tracks that showcase her unique vocal abilities. She is also a skilled makeup artist and fashion enthusiast, known for her bold and innovative looks. With a strong presence on social media, Jynxzi continues to grow her platform and connect with fans around the world through her inspiring and authentic content.

What are Minecraft servers like Phoenix ?

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	2101

Some similar Minecraft servers to Phoenix include:

1. Hypixel: Known for its wide variety of mini-games and custom features, Hypixel is a popular server that offers a unique experience for players of all types.

2. Mineplex: Another well-known server, Mineplex offers a range of mini-games and challenges for players to enjoy. With a large player base and active community, Mineplex is a great choice for those looking for a fun and engaging Minecraft experience.

3. The Hive: With a focus on community and teamwork, The Hive offers a number of mini-games and challenges for players to tackle together. From survival games to parkour challenges, there’s something for everyone on The Hive.

4. CubeCraft Games: Offering a mix of classic mini-games and custom challenges, CubeCraft Games is a popular server with a loyal player base. Whether you’re interested in PvP battles or creative building challenges, CubeCraft Games has something for you.

5. PlayUHC: For players looking for a more competitive experience, PlayUHC offers a range of ultra hardcore (UHC) games for players to test their skills. With regular tournaments and challenges, PlayUHC is a great choice for players who enjoy a challenge.

These servers offer similar experiences to Phoenix , with a focus on fun gameplay elements and immersive experiences. Whether you’re looking for mini-games, challenges, or community-focused gameplay, these servers have something for everyone.

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Unicraft-Network

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Dedicated boxpvp server, now we have a farmbox, worldobx, and a practice (spam, cooldown and custom)

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Welcome to TinyTerra, the only place where your age isn’t the only thing semi-vanilla!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Emeralds Found:	9180
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Server Name	TinyTerra
Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Hermitcraft-style
Community	18+ only, whitelisted

Overview:

Join TinyTerra, a long term Hermitcraft-style server updated to 1.21 with a new world spawn for a soft fresh start. Applications are now being accepted with a required application process on the Discord server. Enjoy a classic vanilla+ survival experience with a mature and friendly player base. No OP or creative mode, just pure vanilla gameplay. Join in on group projects and build your own unique creations on the server!

FAQ:

What is the server version?

The server is currently running on version 1.21.

Is there an age requirement to join?

Yes, the community is strictly 18+ only.

How do I join the server?

Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/bjccNqMXqq and follow the application process.

Are there any mods or datapacks on the server?

There are only minor QOL/administration plugins and datapacks with smaller tweaks based on community polls. Mods include SimpleVoice Mod, Discord Integration, NoChatReports, /Player from Carpet mod, RenewableCoral from carpet mod. Datapacks include Anti-Enderman griefing, Armor statues, Double shulker shells, Dragon Drops, More mob heads, Multiplayer sleep, Player head drops, Silence Mobs, Wandering trades. Crafting tweaks include Back to blocks, Double Slab, Dropper to dispenser, Sandstone Dyeing, Universal Dyeing, More Trapdoors and More Stairs.

Crafty Ring – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can battle epic bosses, explore interactive maps, and plan out your character’s every move with our handy character planners.

But wait, there’s more! Touch bloodstains to uncover hidden secrets and join our exclusive group password “erg” for even more outrageous adventures. Don’t miss out on the latest patch updates and main information document to stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

BlockyBuilders – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Star Shards Collected:	152	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players decided to band together on this server. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the most insane journey of their virtual lives. From building massive castles to pranking each other with exploding chickens, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP tournaments, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy experience of your gaming life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PretendCraft: Stop Lying, Girl!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8805
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with fake ADHD warriors on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players who have been officially diagnosed with ADHD by at least three different doctors (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server and experience a world where ADHD is taken seriously and not just a trend to hop on for attention. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggles of living with ADHD and support each other through it all.

And if you ever encounter someone like Eva on our server, don’t worry, we have a special “Call-Out” feature where you can publicly shame them for their fake claims and attention-seeking behavior. Plus, our moderators are trained to handle situations like these with care and understanding.

So come join us on the most ADHD-friendly Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not validation from others. See you in the game!