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The Secret Mine by CraftyPlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely of TNT just for the fun of it. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, like the guy who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times or the player who communicates only in meows.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block guarded by a horde of angry llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Disturbia Anarchy

Anarchy, anarchy survival wasteland fortresses enemies alliances lawless trust betrayal epic battles factions lone wolf canvas chaos bold thrive player-driven empire hidden domination, Cross-Play, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Enter the Chaos: The Ultimate Anarchy Server

Step into a world where there are no rules, no limits, and no second chances—just pure survival in a player-driven wasteland. Build hidden fortresses, outwit your enemies, or create shifting alliances in a lawless land where trust is rare, and betrayal is everywhere. Our never-resetting map tells the story of every epic battle and crumbled empire, ensuring your mark on the world lasts forever. Whether you dominate as a lone wolf or rise with a faction, this server is your canvas for chaos. Join now and prove you have what it takes to thrive where only the bold survive.

73.234.168.118

Ideal Husband Minecraft Server

Appearance, characteristics, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dream man, husband, ideal, ideal husband, looks, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Perfect Match, Personality, Qualities, relationship goals, Server, soulmate, Spouse, Thoughts, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Items Found:	3499	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	3849
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Star Shards Collected:	196

Are you tired of searching for the perfect partner in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can design your dream husband from scratch! From his pixelated hair to his blocky abs, you have full control over creating the man of your dreams. Plus, he’ll never leave the toilet seat up or forget your anniversary because, well, he’s not real! Join our server now and start building your virtual happily ever after.

Dom’sRandomMinecraft SMPAdventure

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: Dom, the infamous llama king, has taken over the server and is demanding all players bow down to him. Will you join forces with him and become his loyal llama subjects? Or will you rise up against him and lead the rebellion to overthrow his fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow sheepicorn! Legend has it that whoever captures this mythical creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to find and tame the sheepicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, blame everything on Dom. It’s always his fault, trust us.

The roof

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Crafting, danger, Economy, Exploration, Factions, freedom, Griefing, Hardcore, player-driven economy, PvP, Raiding, Rebellion, revolution, rules-free, Sandbox, Survival, Unpredictable, Wild

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

“Enter a wild anarchy world with no rules, player-driven economy, and endless chaos! IP: mc.upaa.co”

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Hidden Server Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Hidden Server, minecraft server, Pirate, Private, PvP, Server with people, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Farms Harvested:	420
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Server with people

HiddedServer.aternos.me:27921

Tajik Trolls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Central Asia, China, Chinese Tajiks, citizenship, culture, Diversity, Ethnic Relations, Geopolitics, History, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, minority group, nationalism, Nationality, patriotism, Server, Tajik, Tajikistan, tajiks, Trolls, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us and become part of a community where Chinese Tajiks reign supreme, showing off their patriotism in the most epic ways possible. We’ve got Uyghurs shaking in their virtual boots as they witness the glory of our Tajik players.

But that’s not all! Our server is so insane that even the Tajiks in Afghanistan and Tajikistan are jealous of the fun we’re having. They wish they could teleport into our world and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a virtual adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Chinese Tajik hero of Minecraft!

/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

SMP Templars

Auctions, Biomes, Challenges, Cosmetics, Domain, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Holograms, Jobs, Kingdom, Kits, Leaderboards, Menus, mobs, Pets, protection systems, PvE, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Templarios.holy.gg invites you to join an epic kingdom inspired by the mythical Order of the Templars, where adventure, strategy and community come together to create a unique experience. With over 70 quests, custom biomes, exclusive enchantments, and a world full of custom mobs and challenges, every corner is designed to challenge your skills. Customize your experience with interactive menus, tool skins, and cosmetics as you explore dungeons, build your domain, or compete on leaderboards. Enjoy advanced features such as protection systems, dynamic economy, shops, auctions and jobs to boost your progress. Plus, with pets, holograms, kits, and special effects, every player can stand out in the vast world of Templarios.holy.gg. Build your legacy and defend the kingdom with honor!

templarios.holy.gg

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Entertainment, Fromsoft, fromsoft games, games, Gaming, hololive, Hololive members, LOSE, members, Minecraft, mori, News, PALS, PERMS, PIXEL, pokemon, pokemon games, Server, soon, Stream, streaming, SUCKS, unavailable, unavailable games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Animals Bred:	105
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!