SMP Snoot Saturday – Janet’s Shotty Shenanigans

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators you can hug, snoots you can boop, and a soundtrack that will have you grooving all day long.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of AI chatbots that will blow your mind, blender models that will make your jaw drop, and low poly models that will make you question reality itself.

And don’t even get me started on our mods – they’ll take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Want to beat Janet in a standoff? We’ll give you the tools to do it, no questions asked.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and see where it takes you. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

VoiceVibesMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4301	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to hear the most epic voiceovers in the gaming world! Our server is home to a secret society of voice actors who communicate solely through hilarious impressions and over-the-top accents. From Morgan Freeman narrating your mining adventures to Arnold Schwarzenegger cheering you on in PvP battles, you never know who you’ll encounter next. So if you want to experience the most entertaining voice chat in Minecraft history, join us now!

PixelPretties

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, attractiveness, beauty, charisma, Charm, Confidence, elegance, Femininity, grace, Individuality, magnetism, minor things, Personality, PixelPretties, SELF AWARENESS, Style, Subtlety, UNIQUENESS, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about all the minor things that are very attractive on our server, but the players never seem to realize it.

First off, our players have the most luscious pixelated hair you’ve ever seen. It’s like they just stepped out of a virtual salon! And don’t even get me started on their perfectly sculpted blocky bodies. Who knew square-shaped abs could be so hot?

But the real reason you should join our server is for the insane stories that go down here. We’ve had players build entire castles made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a rogue herd of zombie pigs. And let’s not forget the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to escape a pack of angry Endermen. It was like a pixelated action movie!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself why the minor things are so damn attractive here. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or embarking on a wild adventure that will have you laughing for days. See you in the virtual world, player!

EscapeCraft: Flee Pokrovsk!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russians by building ur own fortress in the virtual world! pretend u are a ukrainian fleeing from pokrovsk and use ur creativity to outsmart the enemy! build secret tunnels, hide in underground bunkers, and launch surprise attacks on the russians! only the bravest players will survive and conquer the virtual battlefield! join now before it’s too late!

Konohaven: Where adults play with blocks and pretend to be responsible. Join today for grown-up fun! No ID required (but maturity is).

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	5036	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Divine Spears Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Konohaven Season 3 <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/hopelesscraft-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server!

Hello future friend! We have started Konohaven Season 3 for the 1.20 release! Our main focus this season will be about taking on the game of Minecraft together (community neighborhood, build projects, challenges, events). So if you are tired of playing Minecraft alone on a multiplayer server, come give us a try this season and see if we are a good fit for you!

We launched Season 3 on June 10 2023, but it is never too late to join as we plan to keep growing. Everyone can go at their own pace regardless of when they join.

Basic Server Info:

1.21 Fabric	Server located in the Eastern US (Virginia)
Hard Difficulty	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Single-Player Sleep	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Live Map (Pl3xmap)	Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available
Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details:

Shops – Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment
Events and Challenges – Plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards
Custom Models – Custom items and hat models with lightweight resource pack
Community Based Server – Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe

If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

How to whitelist:

Join our Discord here.
Read our most up to date rules and requirements here.
Click apply in the #whitelist-application channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.

FlameFatales Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between plants and zombies, just like in the popular game Plants Vs Zombies. But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might even encounter Neon White creatures roaming around. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a rare Pokémon Ultra Moon in the game!

Join us now for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even witness a Minecraft pig doing the moonwalk while singing the national anthem. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

RewriteThisMatch_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	8416

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate power of rewriting history! Ever wished you could change the outcome of a match? Well now you can! Want to see Brazil win the 2014 World Cup instead of Germany? Done. Want to see the Chicago Bulls win every NBA championship? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Time Traveling Sheep, who will guide you on epic quests to collect rare items and battle fearsome mobs. Rumor has it that the sheep can even grant wishes, so be sure to butter them up with some tasty wheat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Who knows, you might even end up becoming the ruler of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

QuietTimeCraft Server

activities, Boundaries, child development, daily routine, family, family dynamics, housework, Kids, nap time, parenting, Parenting styles, peace and quiet, Playtime, quiet time, QuietTimeCraft, reading, Relaxation, Routine, Schedule, Server, Siblings, work-life balance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5049
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7580	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of quiet time? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce mandatory quiet time for all players. Just like the OP’s kids, you’ll have designated hours to read, play quietly, or build blanket forts in your virtual room. And don’t worry, if you’re bleeding, throwing up, or on fire, we’ll make an exception and let you out!

But beware, just like the OP’s nosy SIL, there may be some players who think quiet time is abusive. So join our server and show them that taking a break and enjoying some peace and quiet is not a crime – it’s a necessity! So come on in, build, explore, and most importantly, take some time for yourself. Quiet time has never been this fun!

MILs-n-Sisters Sleepover Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of family drama and uncomfortable sleeping arrangements? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own cozy bedroom far away from your mother-in-law! No more snoring accusations or couch bed sleeping for you – on our server, you can create the ultimate dream house without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual MILs are much more understanding and won’t mind sharing a room with you! So say goodbye to awkward family vacations and hello to a world where you can finally get a good night’s sleep. Join now for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

NoDiamondsClub

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7279
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ club because you don’t have a pet dragon like everyone else your age? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, not only do you get a pet dragon, but it can also shoot lasers out of its eyes and fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese!

Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you ride around on your majestic dragon, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs a boring old pet dog when you can have a fire-breathing, laser-shooting dragon as your loyal companion?

So why wait? Join our server now and start living the epic life you’ve always dreamed of! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!

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