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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6384 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2439 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1626 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
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