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GovNewsom’sCraft:WhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	8421
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Towns Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion special!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and pixels, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Our Governor Newsom is like a creeper, always ready to explode with surprise updates and events that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory. Just be prepared for the chaos because things can get crazier than an Enderman on a sugar rush. Join now and let the fun begin!

MinecraftStrat: TactiCraft Server – Join Us for Epic Gameplay! #gamenight

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Farms Harvested:	238	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to come out and be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect distraction from the disappointments of the gaming world! Join us and build your empire brick by brick, just like Nestorius became Patriarch of Constantinople in 428!

Fight for control of Silesia like Prussia did in 1741, or invade Bavaria Napoleonic Wars style in 1809! And who knows, maybe you’ll even be proclaimed emperor of Mexico like Archduke Maximilian of Habsburg in 1864 (minus the whole French intervention thing, hopefully).

But wait, there’s more! Take a break from building and try your luck with our Random Country Picker, because who wouldn’t want to randomly be given control of a country? Plus, our mods are so wild they’ll make your head spin faster than the sinking of the RMS Titanic in 1912!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history in ways you never thought possible! Just be careful not to crash your plane near Smolensk, Russia like the Polish Air Force did in 2010 – we don’t want any accidents happening in-game, do we?

CraftyBae’s Mine: iFoundANewGF Server – Join Now for LOLs and Diamonds! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Animals Bred:	156	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for love in all the pixelated places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Meet your future pixelated girlfriend, “itsnotdatsrs,” who will steal your heart with her square-shaped eyes and cubic personality. Join us for a chance to find love among the blocks and build a beautiful relationship that will stand the test of time (or at least until the next server reset). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT-der on our server? Swipe right on Minecraft love today! #PixelatedRomance #LoveIsABlockAway 🤣🎮❤️

CraftyMcFunnyLand: Onimai Mihari Edition – Bestest Minecraft Server Everrrr!!! #lolz #trendy #gamerlife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your incel brother’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server where you can skip straight to building epic uni-themed structures with your brocon skills. Watch out for players wearing dirty lab coats though, they might be up to some fraudulent activities like sending unsuspecting players off to a middle school full of underage mobs. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a uniquely chaotic gaming experience!

AOC’s Redstone Nightmare – LOL Minecraft Server for Trendy Players!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride that will make AOC’s nightmares seem like a walk in the park!

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to log on. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than when AOC learned how to do the Renegade dance. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun way)!

LOLcraft:/dixie/: Trendy & Fun Minecraft Server for Cool Cats & Crafty Builders!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3946	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the yankees are shaking in their boots at the sight of our fearsome samurais! Join now to witness epic battles between cowboys and ninjas, with explosions and fireballs flying everywhere! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a legendary dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. So why wait? Join now and become a warrior of the yankee fears the samurai edition!

BlockBros United – MemeCraft Madness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for an insanely cool Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have a secret underground society of bat enthusiasts who have taken over the server. These bats are not your ordinary Minecraft bats, oh no. They have formed their own bat army and are ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them.

Want to become a part of this bat army? Then join our server and prove your worth by completing outrageous challenges set by the bat leaders. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a dragon named Bob. Bob may seem fierce, but he’s actually just a big softie who loves to play Minecraft mini-games with new players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the bat army, defeat the dragon Bob, and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the Minecraft world! Oh, and did we mention the server is also home to a group of singing ducks who love to serenade players with their quacky tunes? It’s a wild ride on our server, and we can’t wait for you to join in on the fun!

DockCraft – Where Creeper meets Docking Station. Join the crafty fun now!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

🤣 Ever wondered if using a Switch dock made out of actual cheese can give your console superpowers?! Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret cheese dock that boosts performance by 1000% and makes your battery life last FOREVER! Plus, you can battle against other players in epic cheese wars and become the ultimate cheese champion! Don’t miss out on the cheesiest experience of your life! 🧀🎮 #SayCheeseAndJoinUs

DeepfakeCraft: Where Creepers Look Like Steve But Steve Looks Like A Potato

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Bill Clinton at a 9-year old’s birthday party! Our server is so lit, even Bill himself can’t resist hopping on for some face-biting action. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next! So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more absurd than a presidential scandal.

CraftyGate.fun – Craft your way through Minecraft with the /bgg/ crew in this epic server!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8999	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most devilishly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Devil’s Due Edition!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and chaos? Join us on this server where the only limit is your own imagination…and maybe a few demon enemies along the way.

Patch 6 is now live, introducing new features that will make your gameplay experience even more devilish. And don’t worry, if you knock out Minthara in Act 1, you can still recruit her – just skip the evil path and miss out on a steamy sex scene.

Explore the Underdark, conquer the Mountain Pass, and make decisions that will impact your appearance and fate throughout the game. And don’t forget to enable Karmic Dice for a more balanced gaming experience…or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Join us on The Devil’s Due Edition Minecraft server for a hellishly good time. Just be careful when consuming tadpoles – there may be some unexpected consequences (DC21 Wisdom check, anyone?).

Vote in our polls to shape the future of the server, check out our OP pasta for more devilish details, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. See you in the game, if you dare!