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OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4622	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	119	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Items Found:	8680	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3175
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Votes:	9491
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	3521	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	119	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	173765
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

chuuba, Disappearance, disappearance case, DISAPPEARS, eerie, gtPurple, last quarter, Minecraft, mysterious circumstances, Mystery, Paranormal, Purple, smp, spooky, strange, Supernatural, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected event, unexplained, unsolved mystery, vanish, vanishes, year

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.