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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 455 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1726 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.