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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Potions Brewed:	56
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Void Gems Collected:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Farms Harvested:	449
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchantments Applied:	231
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	6303
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!