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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6132 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 4793 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 355616 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.
plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.
join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!