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CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Votes:	2237
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	76
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

CraftyCringeLand

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

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Cherrys Land

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

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Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	79	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Towns Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

PixelatedGFvsReality

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

SibCraft: Building Bonds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!