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InstantLingo Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	4709	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	106	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed!

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger, education, empowerment, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, Impact, influential, inspiration, learning, life changing, life lessons, mentor, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, Role Model, Support, Teacher, transformation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Have you ever had a teacher so legendary that they literally changed your life? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with teachers like that! Join us and experience the magic of learning while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our teachers will inspire you to reach new heights in both education and Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that the headmaster is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to help you in your quests. So come on, join us and let’s make some educational magic happen!

PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains

Backlash, Candidate, controversy, criticism, Defending, Defense, Diplomacy, election, Good, international relations, interview, Media, opinion, Politics, public figure, putin, PutinCraft, Reform UK, russia, salisbury, Server, Statement, very good, Villains, world leader

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	223
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6904	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	2

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

PotionHealzMC

Alternative Medicine, BELIEF, complementary therapy, emotional well being, faster healing, glass bottles, healing, healing potion, holistic healing, Medicines, mental health, mind-body connection, natural remedies, Perception, placebo effect, PotionHealzMC, psychosomatic effect, red liquids, Self Healing, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server!

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	8771	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Animals Bred:	110
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	977	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	3661	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!