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SlavCraft Minecraft Server

cultural identity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, eastern european geography, eastern european history, eastern european stereotypes, Ethnic groups, European culture, european identity, European stereotypes, geography, History, Minecraft, mountainlets, mountainous regions, Mountains, Server, SlavCraft, Slavic culture, slavic people, slavic stereotypes, slavs, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9788	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you mountainlet slavs out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans, squatting competitions, and epic battles against giant babushka bosses.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying bears, build your own potato farm, and even participate in the annual pierogi-eating contest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and gopniks dancing to hardbass music.

So why are slavs such mountainlets? Because on our server, anything is possible – even turning a humble mountainlet into a vodka-swilling, squatting legend. Join us now and embrace your inner slav!

Minecraft SMP: TheCraftingCouple

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	8485	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where pro wrestling’s it couple reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with body slams, suplexes, and creeper explosions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader suplexed a horde of zombies into a pit of lava while wearing a sparkly pink tutu. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a build battle where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Let’s just say, there were clucks heard ’round the server.

So come join us on this wild ride of pro wrestling madness and Minecraft mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Just be prepared to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here.

DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

aita, alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, caught off guard, Communication, Confrontation, decision, Drunk, DrunkCraft, Friend, Girlfriend, Kissing, loyalty, Parties, relationships, Respect, second chances, Shocked, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, wheel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6260	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	270	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Animals Bred:	124

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!