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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Towns Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Enchantments Applied:	255	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Farms Harvested:	479
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mines Excavated:	1362	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Items Found:	1627	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	535	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!